Losing things

Things we've lost (that I can remember) since having kids:
(I'm not necessarily blaming them, it's just that our brains can only tend to higher priority matters, like if our son has a knife or our daughter is about to lick an ant trap...)

1. Two cellphones

2. Three cordless phones (somewhere there is a giant stash of telecommunications equipment...)

3. My watch

4. Various books (including a specific one about lighthouses)

5. A set of car keys

6. Many, many pens (both kids like using them)

7. Hair (in my case)

8. Sleep (mostly in my wife's case)

9. The ability to stay up past 10 p.m.

10. The ability to sleep past 6 a.m.